Artifacts from a former life.
(-) Addicted to wearing a watch. Sports watch, to be more specific. And they're all so fucking ugly. Miniature 1990s-spaceage-time-tracking wrist-things with bright colors, ear-piercing beeps and boasting the fact that you need your device to be waterproof (because you sweat like a man.)
(-) Addicted to time-tracking (directly related to watch-wearing.) Keen sense of current time, past time, and elapsed time between. Don't even try to argue about time. A bit obsessive, although you'd never think due to consistent tardiness.
(-) Tendency to refer to distance in meters, and no one in the United States understand what you're speaking of.
(-) Contempt for gyms and "unnatural" avenues of working out.
(-) Very unnecessary collection of old running shoes. Still perfectly good for walking, biking, or general rough wear, therefore cannot be (logically) thrown away. (My collection has finally dwindled to 3 pair. Ok....4 pair.)
(+) Pretty badass cardio endurance, even when out of shape. Wondering how long this will actually last...
(+) Leg muscles.
(+) Amazing water-drinking abilities.
Considering that my (-) outnumber my (+) I think I'll stick with my sedentary ways. Just for now.
That's hilariously perfect.
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